C'est tellement ça 😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/ZbBD7dqWc2
— 🅶🅾🆁🅺 (@xXGorkXx) October 15, 2022
Me: You can't watch TV. You're grounded.
6-year-old: Why?
Me: For what you did last night.
6: It shouldn't count when I forget.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 5, 2022
Me: Is it weird that I-
Wife: Yes.
Me: You didn't let me finish.
Wife: Everything you do is weird.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 7, 2022
Pour démissionner tout en obtenant les indemnités chômage, les salariés seront contraints de faire du sabotage et de baffer leur patron pour être licencié pour faute grave https://t.co/wVlKBWIsCj
— MACRON DÉMISSION Goodenough 🇦🇲 (@Xeno_GOODENOUGH) October 5, 2022
Dimanche choupiiiiiiii Time ❤️ pic.twitter.com/Z1FMEy4CCR
— 🅶🅾🆁🅺 (@xXGorkXx) October 2, 2022
my daily routine is simple i wake up and regret it
— Xavier (@xavierofficials) October 1, 2022
les moustiques prenez exemple svp https://t.co/OiFC723BWo
— 𝑻 ﾒ . (@X_hk123) September 28, 2022
my next relationship better be my last im tired of telling people my favorite color
— Xavier (@xavierofficials) September 26, 2022
Apparently there's gonna be a football game at the Rihanna concert.
— Alexus (@x_Annette_) September 27, 2022
https://t.co/D4S9YbiBoz pic.twitter.com/NaogFqPQvm
— Xavier Niel (@Xavier75) September 15, 2022