A 10yo boy started crying really hard at the trampoline park, so a worker checked to see if he was hurt, but apparently his friend had just farted on him
— meghan (@deloisivete) September 10, 2023
5yo: mom carry me
me: oof you're getting big
5yo: oof you're getting old
me:
— meghan (@deloisivete) April 21, 2023
A hit man but for your kids’ most annoying toys
— meghan (@deloisivete) May 7, 2022
*watching a giraffe documentary*
4: when I was a baby did you protect me?
me: yup, sure did
4: yeah, so the lions wouldn’t eat me too
me:
— meghan (@deloisivete) May 8, 2022
Just found out my 4yo thinks he’s allergic to coffee and THAT’S why I won’t let him drink it
— meghan (@deloisivete) April 26, 2022
My toddler is holding a plate of bacon in one hand and a Peppa Pig carrying case full of Peppa toys in the other. Who’s gonna tell him.
— meghan (@deloisivete) September 11, 2021