No one:

My 6yo at bedtime: is there any coffee kids CAN drink?

— meghan (@deloisivete) November 8, 2024

No one:

My 6yo: crabs should have claws made out of metal

— meghan (@deloisivete) October 14, 2024

My 6yo walked right up to a worker at the store and asked her where something was, so he's braver than I'll ever be

— meghan (@deloisivete) September 27, 2024

My 6yo fell and got a big bump on his forehead, so he's right on schedule for school picture day

— meghan (@deloisivete) September 25, 2024

My kid practicing for school picture day pic.twitter.com/m67YrQg0J9

— meghan (@deloisivete) September 26, 2024

My 6yo told me there's a kid called Mirror in his new class, and I'm not sure if he misheard or that's just where we are with names now

— meghan (@deloisivete) August 6, 2024

We're going on a one week trip to visit family, so naturally my 6yo is packing not one but two pokémon costumes

— meghan (@deloisivete) July 16, 2024

Wait…some of them get motorcycles?!?

-my 6yo watching the Tour de France for the first time

— meghan (@deloisivete) July 5, 2024

My 6yo brought home a big rock from the park and asked for a hammer so he could check it for diamonds, so there's my retirement plan

— meghan (@deloisivete) June 28, 2024