My 4yo, screaming at his little sister for touching his toy: I AM GOING TO SEND YOU TO JAIL
— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) June 26, 2024
*looks at me, and I am frowning at him*
4yo: I mean…maybe I will send you to jail. Maybe not. We'll see.
My 4yo told me this morning: I won't be having tantrums anymore now that I'm four. That was when I was three. Huge if true. Watch this space.
— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) June 24, 2024
Last night I was lying in my 3yos bed as he was falling asleep and he reached out to me in the dark, put his hand on me and said “ahhhh, big belly, tiny head, that’s my mama”
— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) April 20, 2024
Children are so progressive now, I just heard kids arranging a game of house at the park say “should we have a mom and a dad or two dads?” “Two dads…but one is evil.”
— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) April 13, 2024
My 3yo told us we should “sell the baby to another family” after she knocked down his block tower, which is honestly so great because he used to tell us to throw her away in the garbage and now he at least thinks she’s valuable enough that someone would pay for her.
— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) April 12, 2024
My 3yo biggest talent right now is threats. Yesterday my husband and him were sliding in socks and my husband slid when it was 3yos turn and he got mad and yelled “I’m going to bake your feet into pies and then you won’t be able to slide at all bc your feet will be pies”
— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) December 13, 2023
Why I thought parenting would be exhausting: waking up early, carrying kids, making meals
— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) December 5, 2023
Why it’s actually exhausting: all those things while my 3yo demands I make the kitchen appliances talk to each other and then cries when “YOURE NOT DOING THE TOASTERS VOICE RIGHT”
We have ants and tonight at dinner:
— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) May 9, 2023
My husband: Did you know ants leave behind a trail that we can’t smell but the cats can?
3yo: I can.
Me: No, humans can’t smell it.
3yo: *sniffing loudly* smells like ants.