ah yes, france, the land of tacos pic.twitter.com/lrG4ylR9Nm
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) May 7, 2022
they don’t tell you this growing up but you can eat birthday cake whenever you want, it’s someone’s birthday somewhere
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) March 27, 2022
my dog, sniffing my clothes: i know you went somewhere without me
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) February 20, 2022
“i’m an old soul” just say you like to be in bed by nine it’s ok
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) February 19, 2022
what happened in the 14th century?? pic.twitter.com/fEHYzDcfiM
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) January 15, 2022
adulthood is realizing you were right in high school when you said you’d never use trigonometry again
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) December 4, 2021
i want a weather app that just tells me what to wear each day
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) November 5, 2021