Today is #NationalCatDay. Where's McGonagall?
— Professor Snape (@_Snape_) October 29, 2020
We need fewer Bella Swans and more Hermione Grangers in this world of Pansy Parkinsons.
— Professor Snape (@_Snape_) October 7, 2020
I need more butterbeer to get through this.
— Professor Snape (@_Snape_) September 30, 2020
It's called fall because everything is falling.. leaves, temperature, bank account, gpa, Dumbledore…#FirstDayofFall pic.twitter.com/7ZGWqB4Ypp
— Professor Snape (@_Snape_) September 22, 2020
If you miss the Hogwarts Express, DO NOT take a flying car to Hogwarts.
— Professor Snape (@_Snape_) September 1, 2020
Happy Birthday, Percy Weasley. Literally everyone hates you. pic.twitter.com/iw72mk7TEl
— Professor Snape (@_Snape_) August 22, 2020
I'm going to tell my kids this is Ron Weasley pic.twitter.com/h53VeRksPQ
— Professor Snape (@_Snape_) November 21, 2019
28 years ago today, Harry Potter failed as bad as possible at saying 'Diagon Alley' pic.twitter.com/Beq5tkhxdI
— Professor Snape (@_Snape_) August 19, 2020
Don't let the Muggles get you down.
— Professor Snape (@_Snape_) July 2, 2020
me: *owns 264 unread books*
me: *buys 17 new books*
me: *rereads Harry Potter*
— Professor Snape (@_Snape_) June 22, 2020