No one wrote Harry Potter because Harry Potter is real.
— Professor Snape (@_Snape_) June 7, 2020
My plans: 2020: pic.twitter.com/CbLqIFRxAK
— Professor Snape (@_Snape_) May 21, 2020
William is 100% royal & Princess Kate is 0% royal, that makes their son a half-blood prince.
Happy birthday, George. pic.twitter.com/ZpiPfnjJJY
— Professor Snape (@_Snape_) July 22, 2014
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, I guess that's when the books started getting..
Dead Sirius.
— Professor Snape (@_Snape_) June 19, 2014
Another Weasley. https://t.co/o2z5oOmDPv
— Professor Snape (@_Snape_) May 7, 2020
I can't handle this Valentine's Day card pic.twitter.com/Bw37G4bOPs
— Professor Snape (@_Snape_) February 4, 2020
Happy Birthday, Lily pic.twitter.com/2LtgPZotlZ
— Professor Snape (@_Snape_) January 30, 2019
No one:
Professor McGonagall doing spells, forgetting she's still a cat: pic.twitter.com/gQOntA9QJT
— Professor Snape (@_Snape_) November 29, 2019
When the Sorting Hat sorts you into Hufflepuff pic.twitter.com/qYIRiNAPaf
— Professor Snape (@_Snape_) February 20, 2017
Of course the Area 51 raid failed. You Muggles are worthless.
— Professor Snape (@_Snape_) September 20, 2019