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If you ever feel bad about yourself I want you to know that I just fist bumped a cashier who was trying to give me change

— Meg (they/them) (@meganroseruiz) September 12, 2026

I could never work at a zoo. One bad day and I’m opening every gate

— Black Girl (@t_sadiity) September 13, 2026

her baby is gonna set the guinness world record for the fastest any baby has ever said their mother’s name https://t.co/FcS8m61dsM

— peanut buttercup (@perfectcelebrty) September 12, 2026

Gaga's baby at 3am wanting milk: pic.twitter.com/narJLCIxHl

— Azarath (@gardenpanty) September 12, 2026

when I die and my life flashes before my eyes it’ll mostly just be me vacuuming my house

— angel 🙂 (@ministryofluvvv) September 12, 2026

my 2 year old started screaming nonoNO at the end of beauty and the beast when he turned back into a prince.

— allison harvard burke (@alliharvard) September 12, 2026

lady gaga when her baby says googoo first pic.twitter.com/n2WygCUj2C

— 👾 (@repeatafterd) September 12, 2026

imagine you go bowling by yourself

then you go sit down

but it’s your turn again

— hopecore (@dailyhopecores) September 12, 2026

Me arguing with Gaga’s baby about who was Gaga’s child first pic.twitter.com/gsVnrGgyVN

— westley (@hadab4dfeeling) September 12, 2026