jvoulais me faire à manger j’ai tt cramé mes parents m’ont engueulée (j’ai 26 ans) pic.twitter.com/DuBrPYcGMg

— dev (@devyiation) January 4, 2026

I hate how your family stops giving you money on your birthday as you get old. like i need it more now than i did when i was 7, susan i'm starving https://t.co/ynoh0U5Azx

— Yves ౨ৎ (@yvessirae) January 4, 2026

The 1st one I see. https://t.co/MPGFnwUMwdpic.twitter.com/atEjbIsovF

— LV ✮ (@levirelates) January 3, 2026

My mom asked my little sister what she even does to help around the house and she said “I represent the family. I’m at school everyday honoring the family name”😂😂

— Dave (@tufdave) January 5, 2026

My husband is throwing my child (that I carried for 41 weeks and 3 days) up in the air till she almost hits the ceiling, and that one is laughing like she has a spare life somewhere.

— Unstoppable Bela (@owojeloche) January 4, 2026

begging for money https://t.co/Ybk0XdkeY9

— Berry ⏾ (@SpicyBerry) January 5, 2026

gym was empty today. glad we starting the year off with honesty

— 𝓚ᩚ (@mskmalibu) January 3, 2026

g expliquer à la daronne le principe de mutu elle m’a dmd comment avance ma recherche d’emploi👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

— sirop (@siropdeca6) January 3, 2026

My mom making me say hi to somebody i knew when i was a baby pic.twitter.com/BC9hyGYJ1V

— SELENA (@isnt_she_selena) January 3, 2026

I’m in the library and there’s a boyfriend helping his girlfriend study and I’ve been overhearing parts of their conversation and he just said “Babe, I’m gonna be honest with you, you’re going to fail this test, I love you, but there's nothing we can do about it now” I’m de@d…

— staxxx🦅 (@papiwontmiss) January 3, 2026