This is 7 year old me. My dad designed this poster and used me & my brother as body doubles. I was dressed in heavy af cloaks, in a canoe in the CBS parking lot during an la summer heatwave pic.twitter.com/znvTgS0tFD

— George Coneman (@georgeconeman) July 6, 2025

One time I let a homeless person use my motel bathroom when I was checking out and I think they stole something from the room because I am now permanently banned from every Motel 6 in the USA https://t.co/NYHUeIdY9S

— Empress Atlantis (@empressatlantis) July 6, 2025

my ex and i spent weeks watching breaking bad and he paused it to break up with me with 13 minutes left in the series finale https://t.co/1q504QZUm0

— kenzi (@kenzianidiot) July 6, 2025

As a wee toddler I accidentally saved my entire family from CO2 poisoning by crying really loudly. https://t.co/g6gALkX0fT

— Marena Redmud #StandWithUkraine (@DudeTheJesus) July 5, 2025

i was born with a super rare genetic mutation. not many recorded cases of it are around today, basically i don't get my period and don't need to shave. my eyes were gray when i was born but now they're a light purple, i have to wear green contacts to fit in https://t.co/D59k7r1SQA

— melge (@baroquebl00d) July 7, 2025

mes fenêtres qui sont toujours ouvertes parce que je ne baise pas https://t.co/wgnfvZYg7Ypic.twitter.com/BvsGVGSEEp

— Œstrogène Krabs (aka Sanakan) (@Jotaro_Fujo) July 5, 2025

When I was 16 I had a heart condition, I went on a boat in Italy & tried to swim. I started drowning & none of the English tourists helped me but I woke up to an Italian man petting my hair saying “Bella, Bella” & in my twilight era the first thing I said was apparently “Edward?” https://t.co/DhewEku8bo

— Irene (@IreneElisabeths) July 6, 2025

J’ai perdu 1000 aura quand ma casquette elle s’est envolé à cause du vent et que j’ai couru après

— Amzz ⵣ (@amzzzoslm) July 5, 2025