Les chinois née en France vont devoir dire « je parle pas chinois » aux touristes chinois de Pékinpic.twitter.com/ChQlLjN2la https://t.co/oCWxeb1UeW
— Sparkz 🇨🇼 (@sparkzwontmiss) July 20, 2024
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Anatomie d'une chute (2023)
Cinematography by Simon Beaufils
Directed by Justine Triet pic.twitter.com/LJvuh5y8ZT— Michael Scott (@Freezze) March 18, 2024
last night genevieve learned if you stand on one end of this plastic piece of garbage and lift the other end with your paw and let it go, it will make a snapping noise every time, and the most fun time to do it is 2am. pic.twitter.com/ttMFIolJnP
— beth (@bethbourdon) July 18, 2024
Sur la route de mon bureau de vote j’ai croisé Olivier Besancenot. Ça veut signifie quoi les fans d’astrologie, gauche ascendant révolution ? 🚩
— Paul Elek (@Paul_Elek) June 30, 2024
elle est morte depuis 2000ans Cléopâtre donc c impossible que tu t'assoie a la même table quelle puisque elle est dans un tombeau égyptien probablement stop mentir pour le buzz ca m'énerve les gens comme ca sérieusement ptn https://t.co/fzPUcYMaOW
— lee (@JeuneAnakin) July 21, 2024
Les coréens qui vont voir que beaucoup de restaurant coréens sont enfaite tenu par des chinois : https://t.co/qsRZKKJ3bY pic.twitter.com/MTEmn3qNAc
— aikobabe ✩ (@Iucya_) July 21, 2024
Waiting at the barber shop to get my 9yo a haircut and he points to the balding guy in front of us and says "well he shouldn't take too long."
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) July 19, 2024
The phone part of my phone is purely symbolic
— Natalie Would (@_NatalieWould) July 19, 2024
I am SO tired of having to figure out what's for dinner.
I HATE HATE HATE meal planning. I had no idea that being an adult was endless meal planning.
— Heather Wylie (@unxpctdisvry) July 16, 2024
Being a cat must be hard because you have sharp pointy teeth and claws but can also be picked up and carried like a baby
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) July 15, 2024