My little brother has this terrible habit of telling people to keep the change when you send him meanwhile it’s not his money 😭😭
— ℰ𝓁𝒾𝓃𝒶𝓂✨ (@xxelinam) November 29, 2025
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— Wile E. Coyote (@legumann.bsky.social)2025-12-04T06:59:25.086Z
I run every day for 30 minutes, if I miss a day I add 30 minutes to the next day.
— Nyatsimba Mutotesi (@timiretimzzy2) December 2, 2025
This has truly been a game changer, tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 weeks.
Chris to our 8 year old daughter who was being rude: “Please do not talk back to me.”
— Adele Scalia (@AdeleScalia) December 1, 2025
8 year old: “That’s how conversations work.”
Unfortunately I couldn’t stop myself from laughing.
Il fait grv froid dehors ça m’a demandé de sortir j’ai raccroché pic.twitter.com/cHIwHomwIy
— 𝑺𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒊𝒂 (@3arbiagothique) November 30, 2025
I gave my dad a kidney 7 years earlier and he was in his final moments in life. I wanted to get him to laugh one final time.
— Miles Commodore (@miles_commodore) November 29, 2025
I said dad, I need to tell you something and it’s very important.
After a long pause I said, after you die I’m gonna need that kidney back!
It worked.
Ce qui est marrant avec les quotes sur l'IA c'est que hors contexte il est impossible de savoir si elles ont été prononcées par des pro ou des anti.
— Corentin Lamy (@corentin.bsky.social)2025-12-04T08:41:48.666Z
Have never believed in reincarnation but, just in case…Dad?
— Ho! Ho! Holiday Viewing! (@sleepykittypaw.bsky.social)2025-12-02T22:46:41.935Z
bizarrement quand les partiels arrivent je débloque des nouveaux passe-temps
— Izem (@7paktol) November 30, 2025
J’voulais mettre 30€ d’essence j’me suis trompé j’ai mis 30 litres pic.twitter.com/ajqR4eo6jv
— N 🔱 (@23nasss) November 30, 2025
