But what about fuel efficiency? Surely the C15 can't be more efficient than modern cars?!
— Jordan Maris 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 #WeAreNAFO (@jmaris_) September 16, 2022
FUEL COST FOR 100KM RANGE (at €1.86/l):
Citroen C15: 6.3 l/100km – €11.72
Ford Ranger: 11.3 l/100km – €21
Land Rover Discovery: 10.2 litres/100km
C15 Wins again.⬇ pic.twitter.com/YqTubq6rwG
Non classé
I see you, impressed by the C15s fuel efficiency and low price, but you smile "surely", you say "such a small vehicle cannot meet my insatiable craving for capacity".
— Jordan Maris 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 #WeAreNAFO (@jmaris_) September 16, 2022
You are mistaken, dear friend.
CAPACITY:
C15: 2.6m³
Ranger: 1.8m³
Discovery: 0.8m³⬇ pic.twitter.com/56hc7SMPwr
In fact, one of my first experiences with a C15 was heading multiple cows inside one. Ask yourself, reader, do you need to carry anything larger than multiple cows?
— Jordan Maris 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 #WeAreNAFO (@jmaris_) September 16, 2022
If not, then the C15 is for you.
There are also convenient benches for humans.⬇ pic.twitter.com/1BI1NlMKg3
Slowly, you enter the second stage of grief: anger.
— Jordan Maris 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 #WeAreNAFO (@jmaris_) September 16, 2022
"A VAN LIKE THAT WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO OFF ROAD, I NEED TO BE ABLE TO DRIVE DOWN DIRT TRACKS".
Allow me to tell you a story. I was in a C15 at the bottom of a steep, muddy track. Then I was at the top of the track.
The End.⬇ pic.twitter.com/ZhlFPhTE5V
"BUT WHAT IF I NEED TO COMPENSATE FOR THE SIZE OF MY MANHOOD BY DRIVING FAST?!" I hear you say.
— Jordan Maris 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 #WeAreNAFO (@jmaris_) September 16, 2022
Dear Sir, fear not: though the C-15's top speed of 150km/h is vanquished by the slightly faster Ranger (170km/h) and Discovery (200km/h) …⬇ pic.twitter.com/7wN2C9grxO
… achieving such a speed would likely result in your vehicle being embedded into a tree and parts of your internal organs no longer being on the inside of your body. This is not an optimal outcome, so I consider this limitation a bonus. ⬇
— Jordan Maris 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 #WeAreNAFO (@jmaris_) September 16, 2022
But what if you're an environmentally conscious mother who needs to drive the 5 minute walk to your kids' school? Surely, a modern car must be less polluting?
— Jordan Maris 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 #WeAreNAFO (@jmaris_) September 16, 2022
Again, dear reader, you are wrong.
CO2 emissions/km:
C15: 151.5 g/km
Ranger: 178 g/km
Discovery: 397 g/km⬇ pic.twitter.com/LM3UW4lWk6
In addition to these flagrant examples of the C-15s supremacy, there are several other perks:
— Jordan Maris 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 #WeAreNAFO (@jmaris_) September 16, 2022
– So many were built that any French garage can replace the entire engine for the price of a croissant.
– Space for multiple cows
– Convenient cup holders
– Heating⬇ pic.twitter.com/lkSEKHhgvF
Un Thread, de bon matin, sur les idées reçues en pédiatrie que je rencontre le plus couramment aux urgences, et qui sont totalement fausses.
— Toubib 🩺 | Just A Word 📚 (@NightHaunter) September 20, 2022
Ou « comment les mythes ont la peau dure » ! ⤵️
D'abord, le fameux « coup de froid » qui serait responsable de la recrudescence des infections chez le gamin. Alors bien sûr qu'il ne faut pas laisser l'enfant torse nu en hiver pour son confort mais ce n'est pas le froid lui-même qui engendre les épidémies hivernales. /1
— Toubib 🩺 | Just A Word 📚 (@NightHaunter) September 20, 2022
