I often hear Americans & rich brits justify buying oversized, polluting vehicles by claiming they need them because they live in the "countryside".
— Jordan Maris 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 #WeAreNAFO (@jmaris_) September 16, 2022
I call bullshit, Ladies and Gentlemen, allow me to introduce, the Citroen C15⬇ pic.twitter.com/7o9UOa3Xfq
Non classé
For this, I conducted a scientific investigation taking into account the following criteria:
— Jordan Maris 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 #WeAreNAFO (@jmaris_) September 16, 2022
– Estimated penis size of owner
– Increase to general sex appeal
– Number of couples who can have sex in the back privately.⬇
Again, the numbers speak for themselves pic.twitter.com/L31j0pjDj7
I grew up in highly rural France: 30 mins to nearest supermarket, many unpaved roads, really tough winters. And yet I rarely ever saw SUVs or Pick-Ups.
— Jordan Maris 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 #WeAreNAFO (@jmaris_) September 16, 2022
Because the French have understood that the C15 represents the peak of what the automobile can be. ⬇ pic.twitter.com/MfRr4Rg2V0
So ladies & gentlemen, if you really need a fast car to traverse the perils of the countryside, that can go off-road, carry multiple cows, and make you feel better about your manhood, don't buy an oversized pedomobile, or the overcompensator9000.
— Jordan Maris 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 #WeAreNAFO (@jmaris_) September 16, 2022
Get a Citroen C15.
Goodnight 🚙
So in this thread, I will compare the C15 to its competition on the basis of objective criteria, and prove that men who buy SUVs and Pick-Ups are, with very few exceptions, compensating for something 😉
— Jordan Maris 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 #WeAreNAFO (@jmaris_) September 16, 2022
Without further ado, the competition:⬇
CREDITS:
— Jordan Maris 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 #WeAreNAFO (@jmaris_) September 17, 2022
Baptiste Pitois for the incredible off-roading video (Check out his YouTube channel): https://t.co/IU8JQltlz6
Unknown for the cows, I downloaded it years ago from FB and can no longer find the post. But we can credit it to French farmers ❤️🚜
The Ford Ranger (2020). One of the most popular pickups in the US.
— Jordan Maris 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 #WeAreNAFO (@jmaris_) September 16, 2022
A key selling point is that the cabin is so high you can run over toddlers without even noticing.⬇ pic.twitter.com/AXX7AXEJAG
The Landrover Discovery, a British staple famous for being the favourite car of renowned pedophile prince andrew, and emitting as much CO2 as a cruise ship.⬇ pic.twitter.com/PenSmMI64X
— Jordan Maris 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 #WeAreNAFO (@jmaris_) September 16, 2022
I will compare the vehicles on the following criterea:
— Jordan Maris 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 #WeAreNAFO (@jmaris_) September 16, 2022
– PRICE TO BUY
– PRICE TO RUN
– CAPACITY
– OFF-ROADING
– SPEED and
– EMISSIONS
with additional bonus criteria at the end.
Lets see how the C15 holds up.⬇
First on PRICE TO BUY:
— Jordan Maris 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 #WeAreNAFO (@jmaris_) September 16, 2022
At the time of release in 1984, a C15 would set you back about €13 000 (adjusted for inflation, euro)
The Cheapest 2018 Ford Ranger will cost you €25k.
A Land Rover Discovery will set you back about €50k
Today, you can get a C15 for €2k
C15 wins.⬇ pic.twitter.com/PDeOk5vOfQ
