In fact, one of my first experiences with a C15 was heading multiple cows inside one. Ask yourself, reader, do you need to carry anything larger than multiple cows?
— Jordan Maris
If not, then the C15 is for you.
There are also convenient benches for humans.pic.twitter.com/1BI1NlMKg3
#WeAreNAFO (@jmaris_) September 16, 2022
Non classé
Slowly, you enter the second stage of grief: anger.
— Jordan Maris
"A VAN LIKE THAT WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO OFF ROAD, I NEED TO BE ABLE TO DRIVE DOWN DIRT TRACKS".
Allow me to tell you a story. I was in a C15 at the bottom of a steep, muddy track. Then I was at the top of the track.
The End.
"BUT WHAT IF I NEED TO COMPENSATE FOR THE SIZE OF MY MANHOOD BY DRIVING FAST?!" I hear you say.
— Jordan Maris
Dear Sir, fear not: though the C-15's top speed of 150km/h is vanquished by the slightly faster Ranger (170km/h) and Discovery (200km/h) …
… achieving such a speed would likely result in your vehicle being embedded into a tree and parts of your internal organs no longer being on the inside of your body. This is not an optimal outcome, so I consider this limitation a bonus.
— Jordan Maris
But what if you're an environmentally conscious mother who needs to drive the 5 minute walk to your kids' school? Surely, a modern car must be less polluting?
— Jordan Maris
Again, dear reader, you are wrong.
CO2 emissions/km:
C15: 151.5 g/km
Ranger: 178 g/km
Discovery: 397 g/km
In addition to these flagrant examples of the C-15s supremacy, there are several other perks:
— Jordan Maris
– So many were built that any French garage can replace the entire engine for the price of a croissant.
– Space for multiple cows
– Convenient cup holders
– Heating
There is, of course, one final criteria to consider. Many men feel insecure about their manhood, so how does the C15 fare in addressing this problem ?
— Jordan Maris
I often hear Americans & rich brits justify buying oversized, polluting vehicles by claiming they need them because they live in the "countryside".
— Jordan Maris
I call bullshit, Ladies and Gentlemen, allow me to introduce, the Citroen C15
For this, I conducted a scientific investigation taking into account the following criteria:
— Jordan Maris
– Estimated penis size of owner
– Increase to general sex appeal
– Number of couples who can have sex in the back privately.
Again, the numbers speak for themselves pic.twitter.com/L31j0pjDj7
Un Thread, de bon matin, sur les idées reçues en pédiatrie que je rencontre le plus couramment aux urgences, et qui sont totalement fausses.
— Toubib
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