First on PRICE TO BUY:
— Jordan Maris 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 #WeAreNAFO (@jmaris_) September 16, 2022
At the time of release in 1984, a C15 would set you back about €13 000 (adjusted for inflation, euro)
The Cheapest 2018 Ford Ranger will cost you €25k.
A Land Rover Discovery will set you back about €50k
Today, you can get a C15 for €2k
C15 wins.⬇ pic.twitter.com/PDeOk5vOfQ
Non classé
But what about fuel efficiency? Surely the C15 can't be more efficient than modern cars?!
— Jordan Maris 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 #WeAreNAFO (@jmaris_) September 16, 2022
FUEL COST FOR 100KM RANGE (at €1.86/l):
Citroen C15: 6.3 l/100km – €11.72
Ford Ranger: 11.3 l/100km – €21
Land Rover Discovery: 10.2 litres/100km
C15 Wins again.⬇ pic.twitter.com/YqTubq6rwG
I see you, impressed by the C15s fuel efficiency and low price, but you smile "surely", you say "such a small vehicle cannot meet my insatiable craving for capacity".
— Jordan Maris 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 #WeAreNAFO (@jmaris_) September 16, 2022
You are mistaken, dear friend.
CAPACITY:
C15: 2.6m³
Ranger: 1.8m³
Discovery: 0.8m³⬇ pic.twitter.com/56hc7SMPwr
In fact, one of my first experiences with a C15 was heading multiple cows inside one. Ask yourself, reader, do you need to carry anything larger than multiple cows?
— Jordan Maris 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 #WeAreNAFO (@jmaris_) September 16, 2022
If not, then the C15 is for you.
There are also convenient benches for humans.⬇ pic.twitter.com/1BI1NlMKg3
Slowly, you enter the second stage of grief: anger.
— Jordan Maris 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 #WeAreNAFO (@jmaris_) September 16, 2022
"A VAN LIKE THAT WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO OFF ROAD, I NEED TO BE ABLE TO DRIVE DOWN DIRT TRACKS".
Allow me to tell you a story. I was in a C15 at the bottom of a steep, muddy track. Then I was at the top of the track.
The End.⬇ pic.twitter.com/ZhlFPhTE5V
"BUT WHAT IF I NEED TO COMPENSATE FOR THE SIZE OF MY MANHOOD BY DRIVING FAST?!" I hear you say.
— Jordan Maris 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 #WeAreNAFO (@jmaris_) September 16, 2022
Dear Sir, fear not: though the C-15's top speed of 150km/h is vanquished by the slightly faster Ranger (170km/h) and Discovery (200km/h) …⬇ pic.twitter.com/7wN2C9grxO
L'idée, aussi, que lorsque mon va voir faire rencontrer un psychologue ou un psychiatre, c'est parce que l'on est fou. Ce qui est faux et montre juste à quel point la pathologie psychiatrique a une image terrible dans la société. /9
— Toubib 🩺 | Just A Word 📚 (@NightHaunter) September 20, 2022
Enfin, je finis par l'idée très répandue que le bisou magique marche sur les bobo.
— Toubib 🩺 | Just A Word 📚 (@NightHaunter) September 20, 2022
Eh bien… C'est vrai ! ♥️
Hé oui, le fait de stimuler la sensation de toucher (par le bisou, le souffle ou le massage à n'importe quelle crème) ça fait diminuer le message de la douleur…/10
… par compétition ! C'est à dire que le message sensation prend des places au message douleur dans le train vers le cerveau. C'est ce qu'on appelle le Gate control. Donc, vous pouvez faire un bisou ou mettre de la crème en massant, qu'importe la crème. /11
— Toubib 🩺 | Just A Word 📚 (@NightHaunter) September 20, 2022
Un Thread, de bon matin, sur les idées reçues en pédiatrie que je rencontre le plus couramment aux urgences, et qui sont totalement fausses.
— Toubib 🩺 | Just A Word 📚 (@NightHaunter) September 20, 2022
Ou « comment les mythes ont la peau dure » ! ⤵️
