Stormaerys Targaryen, "La tempête" pic.twitter.com/ngfJhS7OQF
— ☂️ Ben Renaut (@BenRenaut) September 20, 2022
Non classé
Cumberbatchaerys Targaryen, "Le Concombre" pic.twitter.com/HOl2SojLrO
— ☂️ Ben Renaut (@BenRenaut) September 20, 2022
In fact, one of my first experiences with a C15 was heading multiple cows inside one. Ask yourself, reader, do you need to carry anything larger than multiple cows?
— Jordan Maris 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 #WeAreNAFO (@jmaris_) September 16, 2022
If not, then the C15 is for you.
There are also convenient benches for humans.⬇ pic.twitter.com/1BI1NlMKg3
Slowly, you enter the second stage of grief: anger.
— Jordan Maris 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 #WeAreNAFO (@jmaris_) September 16, 2022
"A VAN LIKE THAT WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO OFF ROAD, I NEED TO BE ABLE TO DRIVE DOWN DIRT TRACKS".
Allow me to tell you a story. I was in a C15 at the bottom of a steep, muddy track. Then I was at the top of the track.
The End.⬇ pic.twitter.com/ZhlFPhTE5V
"BUT WHAT IF I NEED TO COMPENSATE FOR THE SIZE OF MY MANHOOD BY DRIVING FAST?!" I hear you say.
— Jordan Maris 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 #WeAreNAFO (@jmaris_) September 16, 2022
Dear Sir, fear not: though the C-15's top speed of 150km/h is vanquished by the slightly faster Ranger (170km/h) and Discovery (200km/h) …⬇ pic.twitter.com/7wN2C9grxO
… achieving such a speed would likely result in your vehicle being embedded into a tree and parts of your internal organs no longer being on the inside of your body. This is not an optimal outcome, so I consider this limitation a bonus. ⬇
— Jordan Maris 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 #WeAreNAFO (@jmaris_) September 16, 2022
But what if you're an environmentally conscious mother who needs to drive the 5 minute walk to your kids' school? Surely, a modern car must be less polluting?
— Jordan Maris 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 #WeAreNAFO (@jmaris_) September 16, 2022
Again, dear reader, you are wrong.
CO2 emissions/km:
C15: 151.5 g/km
Ranger: 178 g/km
Discovery: 397 g/km⬇ pic.twitter.com/LM3UW4lWk6
In addition to these flagrant examples of the C-15s supremacy, there are several other perks:
— Jordan Maris 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 #WeAreNAFO (@jmaris_) September 16, 2022
– So many were built that any French garage can replace the entire engine for the price of a croissant.
– Space for multiple cows
– Convenient cup holders
– Heating⬇ pic.twitter.com/lkSEKHhgvF
There is, of course, one final criteria to consider. Many men feel insecure about their manhood, so how does the C15 fare in addressing this problem ?⬇
— Jordan Maris 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 #WeAreNAFO (@jmaris_) September 16, 2022
I often hear Americans & rich brits justify buying oversized, polluting vehicles by claiming they need them because they live in the "countryside".
— Jordan Maris 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 #WeAreNAFO (@jmaris_) September 16, 2022
I call bullshit, Ladies and Gentlemen, allow me to introduce, the Citroen C15⬇ pic.twitter.com/7o9UOa3Xfq
