Bizarrement, pas un de ceux qui étaient virulent sur le quai il y a 10 minutes n’a moufté un mot devant les policiers.
Une dernière annonce pour faire monter les voyageurs sur le quai et, avec une petite heure de retard, j’ai fini d’aller à Melun.
Y compris avec la poissonnière
— BB27000 (@BB27000) September 14, 2022
Non classé
Pour moi la routine s’installe. Et j’approche de la gare de Le Mée, avant dernière gare avant Melun, mon terminus.
J’observe aux caméras la foule quittant ma rame.
Quand tout à coup, ça frappe au carreau sur le côté de ma cabine. pic.twitter.com/EGO9biNKcZ
— BB27000 (@BB27000) September 14, 2022
Ce jour là, j’ai compris que les personnes les plus dangereuses dans un train ne sont pas forcément celle que l’on croit.
Que l’humanité de certains ne dépasse pas le caniveau.
Et que l’expérience pour gérer des situations de merde n’attends pas le nombre des années.
— BB27000 (@BB27000) September 14, 2022
Right, everyone. I need to be serious for a moment. Because the greatest thing that ever happened is happening right now.
I don't particularly care either way about the Queen. But the queue? The Queue is a triumph of Britishness. It's incredible.
— ❓🦎 (@curiousiguana) September 14, 2022
Just to be clear: I don't mean the purpose of the queue. I don't mean the outpouring of emotion or collective gried or the event at the end and around the queue or the people in the queue. I mean, literally, the queue. The queue itself. It's like something from Douglas Adams.
— ❓🦎 (@curiousiguana) September 14, 2022
It is the motherlode of queues. It is art. It is poetry. It is the queue to end all queues. It opened earlier today and is already 2.2 miles long. They will close it if it gets to FIVE MILES. That's a queue that would take TWO HOURS TO WALK at a brisk pace.
— ❓🦎 (@curiousiguana) September 14, 2022
It is a queue that goes right through the entirety of London. It has toilets and water points and websites just for The Queue.
You cannot leave The Queue. You cannot get into The Queue further down. You cannot hold places in The Queue. There are wristbands for The Queue.
— ❓🦎 (@curiousiguana) September 14, 2022
Once you join The Queue you can expect to be there for days. But you cannot have a chair and a sleeping bag. There is no sleeping in The Queue, for The Queue moves constantly and steadily, day and night. You will be shuffling along at 0.1 miles per hour for days.
— ❓🦎 (@curiousiguana) September 14, 2022
There is a YouTube channel, Twitter feed and Instagram page, each giving frequent updates about The Queue. Because the back of The Queue, naturally, keeps moving. To join The Queue requires up to the minute knowledge of where The Queue is now.
— ❓🦎 (@curiousiguana) September 14, 2022
The BBC has live coverage of The Queue on BBC One, and a Red Button service showing the front bit of The Queue.
NO ONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD JOIN THE QUEUE AND YET STILL THEY COME. "Oh, it'll only be until 6am on Thursday, we can take soup".
— ❓🦎 (@curiousiguana) September 14, 2022
