Romain Grosjean, le seul mec qui pourra dire : « 2020, c’est une année pas trop pourrie finalement »
— Nawak (@NawakP) November 29, 2020
Non classé
20 secondes dans une carcasse en feu, des côtes cassées a cause d’un impact de 53 G (!!!), et le mec sort lui même de sa caisse… Romain Grosjean as fais un bras d’honneur à la mort
— Coucouman (@novotny_yvette) November 29, 2020
Romain Grosjean dans sa F1 accidentée. pic.twitter.com/tZsYGqXkKk
— Nawak (@NawakP) November 29, 2020
Dire que si Jeanne d'Arc avait eu le mental de Romain Grosjean, elle serait encore parmi nous…
— Olive M (@marcais_olive) November 29, 2020
Girl *pointing at a bookcase*: Can you get to Narnia through there?
— Jen Campbell (@jenvcampbell) November 23, 2020
Me: No, I'm sorry.
Girl *sighs, looking wise beyond her years*: That's ok. Our wardrobe at home doesn't work for getting to Narnia, either. Dad says it's because mum bought it at IKEA.
Boy: What’s this? The Secret Garden? Well, it’s not so secret now, is it, since they wrote book about it!
— Jen Campbell (@jenvcampbell) November 23, 2020
Just remembering some of the best things children said to me when I was a bookseller. A thread. pic.twitter.com/SPdUPDcTbT
— Jen Campbell (@jenvcampbell) November 23, 2020
Young girl: Do you really need to wear those glasses, or are you trying to look clever?
— Jen Campbell (@jenvcampbell) November 23, 2020
A young boy comes up to the counter carrying four books.
— Jen Campbell (@jenvcampbell) November 23, 2020
Young boy (to me): If you’re good, I’ll buy all of these books.
Father (embarrassed): No, David, I said if YOU are good, I’ll buy all of these books.
Young boy: Yes but the lady should behave, too.
Me: I’ll try my best.
Me: What’s your favourite thing to read about?
— Jen Campbell (@jenvcampbell) November 23, 2020
Boy: Cats. Cats are cool.
Me: They are cool.
Boy: We’re not allowed to have a cat because my sister’s allergic.
Me: That’s a shame.
Boy: But if she dies, I bet we could get one.
Me: …
Boy: Dad says we’re all going to die some day.
