Romain Grosjean, le seul mec qui pourra dire : « 2020, c’est une année pas trop pourrie finalement »
— Nawak (@NawakP) November 29, 2020
Non classé
20 secondes dans une carcasse en feu, des côtes cassées a cause d’un impact de 53 G (!!!), et le mec sort lui même de sa caisse… Romain Grosjean as fais un bras d’honneur à la mort
— Coucouman (@novotny_yvette) November 29, 2020
Romain Grosjean dans sa F1 accidentée. pic.twitter.com/tZsYGqXkKk
— Nawak (@NawakP) November 29, 2020
Dire que si Jeanne d'Arc avait eu le mental de Romain Grosjean, elle serait encore parmi nous…
— Olive M (@marcais_olive) November 29, 2020
A young boy comes up to the counter carrying four books.
— Jen Campbell (@jenvcampbell) November 23, 2020
Young boy (to me): If you’re good, I’ll buy all of these books.
Father (embarrassed): No, David, I said if YOU are good, I’ll buy all of these books.
Young boy: Yes but the lady should behave, too.
Me: I’ll try my best.
Me: What’s your favourite thing to read about?
— Jen Campbell (@jenvcampbell) November 23, 2020
Boy: Cats. Cats are cool.
Me: They are cool.
Boy: We’re not allowed to have a cat because my sister’s allergic.
Me: That’s a shame.
Boy: But if she dies, I bet we could get one.
Me: …
Boy: Dad says we’re all going to die some day.
Young girl: My mum’s writing a book.
— Jen Campbell (@jenvcampbell) November 23, 2020
Me: Is she?
Young girl: Yeah. It’s not very good.
Young girl (carrying a Moomin book): I’d like to buy this, please.
— Jen Campbell (@jenvcampbell) November 23, 2020
Me: Of course. Do you like the Moomins?
Young girl: Yes. (Pause) They’re extinct now, though.
Me: …Are they?
Young girl: Yes. Dad says that’s why David Attenborough never talks about them.
Boy: Do you have a book about dogs?
— Jen Campbell (@jenvcampbell) November 23, 2020
Me: I'm sure we do.
Boy: I’m going to get a dog soon!
Me: That’s exciting.
Boy: I want to find out what food they like.
Me: Good plan.
Boy: I like chips and pizza.
Me: I think dogs eat different kinds of food.
Boy: Oh…Like sushi?
Girl *pointing at a bookcase*: Can you get to Narnia through there?
— Jen Campbell (@jenvcampbell) November 23, 2020
Me: No, I'm sorry.
Girl *sighs, looking wise beyond her years*: That's ok. Our wardrobe at home doesn't work for getting to Narnia, either. Dad says it's because mum bought it at IKEA.
