MERRY AND PIPPIN
— Jasmine('s boobs hurt) (@Ranting_Trans) February 2, 2021
Merry congratulates you, but calls you by your deadname by accident. Pippin smacks him and tells him that's rude and makes a big show of using your new name.
The two walk off discussing a plan to take testosterone to get taller and eat more. pic.twitter.com/qIna53hbpk
Non classé
SARUMAN
— Jasmine('s boobs hurt) (@Ranting_Trans) February 2, 2021
Ominously offers you the power to change your form…but at a cost. When you turn him down, he locks you on his roof for a while. pic.twitter.com/JwnwolopFx
ARAGORN
— Jasmine('s boobs hurt) (@Ranting_Trans) February 2, 2021
Grasps both your hands immediately, locks eyes with you, and says that this changes nothing between the two of you and your bond is in fact stronger now. He vows to fight anyone that dares misgender you. pic.twitter.com/yHUWVNMy9g
THE EAGLES
— Jasmine('s boobs hurt) (@Ranting_Trans) February 2, 2021
Nothing. They don't show up until you finished transitioning.
GIMLI
— Jasmine('s boobs hurt) (@Ranting_Trans) February 2, 2021
Launches into an explanation of the blurred differences between male and female dwarves and says he never understood the gender norms of humans anyway. Offers to imprint your new name into your armour. pic.twitter.com/fkpGpq6Feu
THEODEN
— Jasmine('s boobs hurt) (@Ranting_Trans) February 2, 2021
If you're a trans femme, tells you to get out of his army. If you're trans masc, tells you to grab a spear and join the fight. If you're non-binary, pauses for a while then just asks if you want to kill some orcs. pic.twitter.com/buOGsIW6jE
LEGOLAS
— Jasmine('s boobs hurt) (@Ranting_Trans) February 2, 2021
Haughtily mentions that you haven't lived long enough for him to put much weight into your deadname anyway and that switching names and pronouns is as easy as watching the seasons change. pic.twitter.com/1zBx8kBjuV
THE ORCS
— Jasmine('s boobs hurt) (@Ranting_Trans) February 2, 2021
You tell them you're a trans woman that wants bottom surgery. They say this: pic.twitter.com/XahKqDWMkG
GANDALF
— Jasmine('s boobs hurt) (@Ranting_Trans) February 2, 2021
Says he's known for a long time already and then tells you the story of an old hero that was also trans. When you ask him to use his magic to change your body, he simply chuckles, says he has somewhere to go, and walks off pic.twitter.com/TBGjN0rna1
WITCH KING OF ANGMAR
— Jasmine('s boobs hurt) (@Ranting_Trans) February 2, 2021
Freaks the absolute fuck out when they can't figure out what this means for the prophecy pic.twitter.com/kT6gvotGG1
