THEODEN
— Jasmine('s boobs hurt) (@Ranting_Trans) February 2, 2021
If you're a trans femme, tells you to get out of his army. If you're trans masc, tells you to grab a spear and join the fight. If you're non-binary, pauses for a while then just asks if you want to kill some orcs. pic.twitter.com/buOGsIW6jE
Non classé
LEGOLAS
— Jasmine('s boobs hurt) (@Ranting_Trans) February 2, 2021
Haughtily mentions that you haven't lived long enough for him to put much weight into your deadname anyway and that switching names and pronouns is as easy as watching the seasons change. pic.twitter.com/1zBx8kBjuV
THE ORCS
— Jasmine('s boobs hurt) (@Ranting_Trans) February 2, 2021
You tell them you're a trans woman that wants bottom surgery. They say this: pic.twitter.com/XahKqDWMkG
GANDALF
— Jasmine('s boobs hurt) (@Ranting_Trans) February 2, 2021
Says he's known for a long time already and then tells you the story of an old hero that was also trans. When you ask him to use his magic to change your body, he simply chuckles, says he has somewhere to go, and walks off pic.twitter.com/TBGjN0rna1
WITCH KING OF ANGMAR
— Jasmine('s boobs hurt) (@Ranting_Trans) February 2, 2021
Freaks the absolute fuck out when they can't figure out what this means for the prophecy pic.twitter.com/kT6gvotGG1
SMEAGOL
— Jasmine('s boobs hurt) (@Ranting_Trans) February 2, 2021
Deadnames you, then beats himself up for being cruel and wicked and tells you he's trying his best pic.twitter.com/5i55JEDs3M
SAURON
— Jasmine('s boobs hurt) (@Ranting_Trans) February 2, 2021
*angry eye noises* pic.twitter.com/18AiaPXYcI
GOLLUM
— Jasmine('s boobs hurt) (@Ranting_Trans) February 2, 2021
Deadnames you, then beats himself up for being cruel and wicked and tells you he's trying his best, but is really just fucking with you so he can steal your jewelry pic.twitter.com/ySBkCFOffL
TREEBEARD
— Jasmine('s boobs hurt) (@Ranting_Trans) February 2, 2021
Expresses confusion and admit he can't actually tell the difference between the genders of the small races. Tells you he'll explain about Ent womenfolk, but never follows up on that. pic.twitter.com/uuyE6udCga
BOROMIR
— Jasmine('s boobs hurt) (@Ranting_Trans) February 2, 2021
Looks visibly confused and says "one does not simply change their gender."
Eventually understands, but misgenders you whenever he's stressed or in a bad mood. pic.twitter.com/bY54mF3pWk
