A titre de comparaison, notre escargot aurait pu faire 2496 fois le tour de la Terre avant qu’on ne vide notre premier km3 d’eau !
— KB208 (@KB208) August 14, 2018
Non classé
YEAAAAAAH ce courage! Bisous les rageux 🏳️🌈🥰😀 #LGBT#ALLHON#Munich#Homophobiepic.twitter.com/rDIwdkjZGa
— Nils Wilcke (@paul_denton) June 23, 2021
La France qu'on aime https://t.co/m7HsPAtOox
— Christophe Conte (@christopheconte) June 23, 2021
Une seule question : pourquoi ? pic.twitter.com/Hp6SC9QOH8
— Rémi Jacob (@remijacob) June 23, 2021
La machine à licences est branchée, qu'on nous les présente ! https://t.co/oi1W7NNOr6
— Fédé 🇫🇷 de la Lose (@FFLose) June 23, 2021
– T'as marqué sur penalty
— Esprit Contradictoire 🍷 (@spricontradict) June 23, 2021
– Ouiiii, toi aussi t'as marqué sur penalty
– On est copain de penalty
– Hihihi
– Hihihi#FRAPORpic.twitter.com/XN1W2D8K0X
Marine Le Pen sur France Inter sur le refus de l'UEFA d'illuminer l'Allianz Arena du drapeau LGBT : "Je crois qu'il fait laisser le sport en dehors de la politique. La politique ne doit pas entrer dans le sport."
— Sylvain Chazot (@sychazot) June 23, 2021
Signé, la présidente du parti qui donne son avis sur Benzema
His wife didn’t leave him flowers BECAUSE HE’D MURDERED HER. ON CHRISTMAS DAY. After he murdered his wife, he murdered her parents too. And after that he jumped in front of the only train going through Balcombe tunnel that Christmas night.
— sixthformpoet (@sixthformpoet) June 9, 2019
I always took flowers and my mum visited a lot and she always took flowers and my grandparents were still alive then and they always took flowers. My dad’s grave frequently resembled a solid third place at the Chelsea Flower Show.
— sixthformpoet (@sixthformpoet) June 9, 2019
Nice but I felt bad for the guy buried next to my dad. He NEVER had flowers. Died on Christmas Day aged 37, no one left him flowers and now there’s a pop-up florist in the grave next door. So I started buying him flowers. I STARTED BUYING FLOWERS FOR A DECEASED MAN I’D NEVER MET.
— sixthformpoet (@sixthformpoet) June 9, 2019