I don't know if they realize the futility, if they're AWARE that this whole space race is just a pissing contest to see who can get to zero-G fastest? Or if being a billionaire makes you so delusional that they really think they can buy a Mars colony in their lifetimes. IDK /
— Sim Kern (@sim_kern) July 3, 2021
Non classé
Join me in enjoying the fact that they won't find anything up there but a lot of time to sit with the gaping void inside them, which space certainly won't fill, while forcibly holding their asscheeks to a suctioning toilet seat, bc they're constipated as hell from astronaut food.
— Sim Kern (@sim_kern) July 3, 2021
The world is burning, and our billionaires are the people MOST responsible, but at least there's no escape for them. They will live and die (alone, like all of us) on this beautiful, precious, one-in-a-gazillion planet.
— Sim Kern (@sim_kern) July 3, 2021
We should take our wealth back from them and use it better.
If any of you are under the impression that our billionaires might succeed in "escaping" to space, while the world burns, let me put those fears to rest with what I know from being the spouse of a NASA flight controller. 🧵
— Sim Kern (@sim_kern) July 3, 2021
For a half-dozen people to exist up on the ISS, it takes a ground team of thousands of people, constantly problem-solving how to keep them alive. Their quality of life is bouncing around in a narrow tube with the same 5 people who can't really bathe for months. /
— Sim Kern (@sim_kern) July 3, 2021
Every minute of their day is micromanaged so they can survive. They follow strict exercise regimens to keep their bones from turning to goo. They spend a ton of time studying systems and conducting repairs on equipment that's continually breaking because SPACE WANTS TO KILL YOU /
— Sim Kern (@sim_kern) July 3, 2021
C'est avec ce genre de trauma que l'on crée des monstres. Dans sa tête il ne pense qu'à prendre le trône pour déclarer la guerre à l'Italie pic.twitter.com/YSrmWBaHc0
— Olivier Gyroroud (@MakeCeyrat2020) July 11, 2021
D'après mes sources, à 20h le président Macron va annoncer que la pétition a été validée et qu'on va rejouer France Suisse prochainement.
— Teddy (@Teddyferent) July 12, 2021
Cela pourrait avoir d'énormes conséquences sur les autres résultats de l'Euro ! À suivre…
"Made in Bangladesh lavable en machine à 60 degrés taille L. J'en étais sûr" pic.twitter.com/upeTGqxBEI
— peu importe (@MateuilB) July 11, 2021
Le supporter anglais qui était à poil personne le touchait mais la fille qui a soulevé son maillot le premier réflexe de la foule c’était de se précipiter pour la toucher, ça me dégoûte
— Em'🌟 (@pqjaiprischimie) July 11, 2021
