SO I HEARD YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A NEW PROGRAMMER
— Firr (@Firr) November 4, 2021
MAY I ASK WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR PREVIOUS EMP[LOYEE???
Non classé
"welcome to company. Here's a vending machine pretzel and a share size bag of gummy bears
— Firr (@Firr) November 5, 2021
"so I'm not getting the job?" As I intentionally make all the wrong turns to leave.
— Firr (@Firr) November 5, 2021
holy shit
— Firr (@Firr) November 4, 2021
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!
SEE YA TOMORROW FUCKERS!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/PhfUOVn3hS
They're bringing in a guy from shows. I've seen him in the break room one it twice but don't think I ever spoke outside of hellos.
— Firr (@Firr) November 5, 2021
Let's see if my disguise holds.
They spent an hour of their time interviewing a reliable well qualified candidate, but ultimately realize that it wasn't going to work.
— Firr (@Firr) November 5, 2021
I got like 8 bucks in snacks.
Who really won here?
Look.
— Firr (@Firr) November 4, 2021
I'm stable right now doing freelancing. I got actual interviews lined up.
So I have no issue taking a bit of time out of my day to have some fun.
"I think I've seen you around. Did you ever freelance here before?"
— Firr (@Firr) November 5, 2021
"I think so", I said. "I've freelanced a lot of places" not saying a single lie
As I got to my car, I had one final moment with the old boss.
— Firr (@Firr) November 5, 2021
"I just have one question for you."
"What?"
I ripped off my mustache in one dramatic swipe.
"How did you know it was me?'
"Get out of here"
So now the biggest question.
— Firr (@Firr) November 4, 2021
Do I wear a top hat and mustache?
Or do I wear my old uniform to show my commitment?
