HE'S HERE.
— Firr (@Firr) November 5, 2021
Non classé
They asked me to put on a face mask. Not to worry, I came prepared. pic.twitter.com/c00moJaUcg
— Firr (@Firr) November 5, 2021
Holy shit. He sat down. Super serious. "So are you here to really reinterview for this job?"
— Firr (@Firr) November 5, 2021
"I don't understand the re part, but I would like to know more about this role".
He left. This is quickly getting police interrogation levels of awkward.
The hiring manager is a guy that I haven't met before. He's asking the usual questions. The resume I passed doesn't have my old job listed by name, but it's a copy paste of the job listing.
— Firr (@Firr) November 5, 2021
I feel I may no longer get any more snacks
— Firr (@Firr) November 5, 2021
He stepped out for a minute, asked if I needed anything. I mentioned I skipped lunch I was so nervous so he brought snacks!! pic.twitter.com/NxDQMVmFnI
— Firr (@Firr) November 5, 2021
He sat back down with the hiring manager. Hiring manager was furious I didn't mention I just got fired from this place.
— Firr (@Firr) November 5, 2021
I just said I couldn't recall! Things change so much in 2 weeks, you know.
Unfortunately, I'm in the wrong building for any of my direct co-workers to see. I'm in a weird almost windowless office so drive by contact seems slim. I hope he gives me a tour!
— Firr (@Firr) November 5, 2021
I offered him a gummy bear. He politely declined.
— Firr (@Firr) November 5, 2021
"you seem like an ideal candidate, but I'm not really technical enough to ask you some hard questions. Are you okay if I go grab one of our engineers?"
— Firr (@Firr) November 5, 2021
Oh my god of course I am!!