Update: we don’t know how to do meat either.
— Michael Girdley (@girdley) June 12, 2022
I’m expecting a lecture on vegetables next. pic.twitter.com/DZu7zl2SZO
Non classé
And that’s it.
— Michael Girdley (@girdley) June 12, 2022
If you enjoyed this thread, please consider eating at Chilis and ordering french fries.
(But be sure to call them Pomme Frites since we are so cultured now.)
There is a new trend of putting flowers on the front of your store.
— Michael Girdley (@girdley) June 12, 2022
Our tour guide blames Instagram. pic.twitter.com/POmeYDj5s7
Update: Americans don’t know shit about both vegetables AND fruit. pic.twitter.com/AY12QBrPMP
— Michael Girdley (@girdley) June 12, 2022
“I don’t get this. These people are very confused.” pic.twitter.com/RaIdKY56Wu
— Michael Girdley (@girdley) June 12, 2022
Our guide just took a moment to chastise the policemen for eating at the taco place.
— Michael Girdley (@girdley) June 12, 2022
The policeman responded with showing her authentic french food prepared by his mother. pic.twitter.com/bFVcdHR4Gh
minor emergency: I appear to have misplaced my metro ticket.
— Michael Girdley (@girdley) June 12, 2022
The guide says “You are like a large child!”
I think she’s right. pic.twitter.com/azmj8KBXgN
Tour guide talked subway staff into giving me a free replacement ticket.
— Michael Girdley (@girdley) June 12, 2022
Her argument, “Look how big he is! Aren’t you scared?”
Je résume grossièrement (c'est plus subtil mais je vais au plus simple) : en dehors du projet de loi de finances (le merdier qu'on se tape tous les automnes, que personne ne lit sauf trois nerds parlementaires énervés), tes dépenses, tes charges, tes recettes, tu oublies.
— Projet Arcadie (@Projet_Arcadie) June 15, 2022
Là, vous commencez à piger que les choses sont peut-être un peu plus complexes que prévues.
— Projet Arcadie (@Projet_Arcadie) June 15, 2022
Et comme on n'a pas du tout la culture de la négociation parlementaire contrairement aux Nordiques, ça va prendre des plombes.
Sauf …