Tour guide just gave us a lecture that most restaurants near the tourist places should be closed because the food is not good.
— Michael Girdley (@girdley) June 12, 2022
She wants to write a letter to Macron about it but hasn’t found the time yet.
This is amazing.
Non classé
Authentic Texas BBQ restaurant.
— Michael Girdley (@girdley) June 12, 2022
Smells like home.
Proprietor is way too skinny — easy to tell this isn’t real.
He apologizes, “I’m trying.” pic.twitter.com/SHRnvxa6Ub
New theme: Americans don’t know shit about cheese.
— Michael Girdley (@girdley) June 12, 2022
Conclusion: tour guide is right. pic.twitter.com/sO71M5LrEd
And the tour is finishing up.
— Michael Girdley (@girdley) June 12, 2022
Guide is giving a lecture on restaurants she considers expensive enough for us to go to when I present my gifts I haven’t bought yet. pic.twitter.com/tCwjNF9wM3
Update: we don’t know how to do meat either.
— Michael Girdley (@girdley) June 12, 2022
I’m expecting a lecture on vegetables next. pic.twitter.com/DZu7zl2SZO
And that’s it.
— Michael Girdley (@girdley) June 12, 2022
If you enjoyed this thread, please consider eating at Chilis and ordering french fries.
(But be sure to call them Pomme Frites since we are so cultured now.)
There is a new trend of putting flowers on the front of your store.
— Michael Girdley (@girdley) June 12, 2022
Our tour guide blames Instagram. pic.twitter.com/POmeYDj5s7
Update: Americans don’t know shit about both vegetables AND fruit. pic.twitter.com/AY12QBrPMP
— Michael Girdley (@girdley) June 12, 2022
“I don’t get this. These people are very confused.” pic.twitter.com/RaIdKY56Wu
— Michael Girdley (@girdley) June 12, 2022
Our guide just took a moment to chastise the policemen for eating at the taco place.
— Michael Girdley (@girdley) June 12, 2022
The policeman responded with showing her authentic french food prepared by his mother. pic.twitter.com/bFVcdHR4Gh
