Update: we don’t know how to do meat either.
— Michael Girdley (@girdley) June 12, 2022
I’m expecting a lecture on vegetables next. pic.twitter.com/DZu7zl2SZO
Non classé
And that’s it.
— Michael Girdley (@girdley) June 12, 2022
If you enjoyed this thread, please consider eating at Chilis and ordering french fries.
(But be sure to call them Pomme Frites since we are so cultured now.)
There is a new trend of putting flowers on the front of your store.
— Michael Girdley (@girdley) June 12, 2022
Our tour guide blames Instagram. pic.twitter.com/POmeYDj5s7
Update: Americans don’t know shit about both vegetables AND fruit. pic.twitter.com/AY12QBrPMP
— Michael Girdley (@girdley) June 12, 2022
“I don’t get this. These people are very confused.” pic.twitter.com/RaIdKY56Wu
— Michael Girdley (@girdley) June 12, 2022
Our guide just took a moment to chastise the policemen for eating at the taco place.
— Michael Girdley (@girdley) June 12, 2022
The policeman responded with showing her authentic french food prepared by his mother. pic.twitter.com/bFVcdHR4Gh
minor emergency: I appear to have misplaced my metro ticket.
— Michael Girdley (@girdley) June 12, 2022
The guide says “You are like a large child!”
I think she’s right. pic.twitter.com/azmj8KBXgN
Tour guide talked subway staff into giving me a free replacement ticket.
— Michael Girdley (@girdley) June 12, 2022
Her argument, “Look how big he is! Aren’t you scared?”
Evidently the French have dumpster fires too.
— Michael Girdley (@girdley) June 12, 2022
Except they are “Le Dumpster Fire.” pic.twitter.com/2q9rodUZHW
Guide says avoid all restaurants with ketchup on the table.
— Michael Girdley (@girdley) June 12, 2022
“They should be closed.” pic.twitter.com/xDpcaB1rnU
