“I don’t get this. These people are very confused.” pic.twitter.com/RaIdKY56Wu
— Michael Girdley (@girdley) June 12, 2022
Non classé
Our guide just took a moment to chastise the policemen for eating at the taco place.
— Michael Girdley (@girdley) June 12, 2022
The policeman responded with showing her authentic french food prepared by his mother. pic.twitter.com/bFVcdHR4Gh
minor emergency: I appear to have misplaced my metro ticket.
— Michael Girdley (@girdley) June 12, 2022
The guide says “You are like a large child!”
I think she’s right. pic.twitter.com/azmj8KBXgN
Tour guide talked subway staff into giving me a free replacement ticket.
— Michael Girdley (@girdley) June 12, 2022
Her argument, “Look how big he is! Aren’t you scared?”
Evidently the French have dumpster fires too.
— Michael Girdley (@girdley) June 12, 2022
Except they are “Le Dumpster Fire.” pic.twitter.com/2q9rodUZHW
Guide says avoid all restaurants with ketchup on the table.
— Michael Girdley (@girdley) June 12, 2022
“They should be closed.” pic.twitter.com/xDpcaB1rnU
In France this week for vacation.
— Michael Girdley (@girdley) June 12, 2022
Based on my data so far, fighting obesity involves smoking more cigarettes, eating lots of fatty foods, and dressing unnecessarily formally.
The food tour is now in a department store.
— Michael Girdley (@girdley) June 12, 2022
No clue what this has to do with gastronomy but yolo. pic.twitter.com/OEKAFQ7R77
(FWIW – this tweet is not making fun of France. Actually a commentary on the quality of health advice/opinions on this here Twitter app.)
— Michael Girdley (@girdley) June 12, 2022
Oh here’s the answer. This is amazing.
— Michael Girdley (@girdley) June 12, 2022
Gallery du Lafayette. pic.twitter.com/7k87Cmnffd
