Can’t believe this is how I found out about the Assad regime being toppled pic.twitter.com/cyp8PMoMAj
— ali (@alialialoalialo) December 8, 2024
You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning
— 🔪(they/them) (@em0dads_) December 11, 2024
I am preparing a divorce case with graphic compromising photos and they are scattered on my living room floor as I mark each one with exhibit stickers. My mom walks in and glances at the floor and says, “Oh! Are you making a scrapbook? I want to help!”
No. No you do not.
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) December 11, 2024
Les pieds 🧍🏼♀️
Gardes tes chaussettes chéri je préfère ça— Louise(il/elle)🏴 (@ambre4708) December 8, 2024
bouffe la bouche ouverte (je peut pas vraiment)
— harissa nlm (@Saphira69900364) December 8, 2024
Un mec qui porte des socquettes🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾 si jvois tes chevilles c’est KO https://t.co/ZmYSrRs8kG
— Daisyy🩷 (@25daisyyyyy) December 9, 2024
Voir un truc coincé entre les dents
— 💋💋🍉 (@w0wbltch) December 8, 2024
"comme même" au lieu de quand même ☠️
— 𝒑𝒚𝒓𝒐𝒙𝒊𝒏𝒂𝒆🖤 | Vi fan account (@cafe_obsessed) December 8, 2024
quand on me réconforte alors que je rigolais de mon trauma https://t.co/jIB7F5Eo3D
— cnul (@lolcnul) December 8, 2024
Tu me dis que tu vas faire quelque chose et tu le fais pas 🙅🏽♀️🙅🏽♀️🙅🏽♀️🙅🏽♀️🙅🏽♀️🙅🏽♀️🙅🏽♀️ https://t.co/VdxIpM5xLS
— Bintoo 🇸🇳 (@Bbintoo_) December 8, 2024