i need this year to be done pls im fucking tired pic.twitter.com/8RbHcZNfQe
— big sister GENERAL 💜 (@mamala4life) December 8, 2024
You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning
— 🔪(they/them) (@em0dads_) December 11, 2024
She would get Luigi acquitted btw pic.twitter.com/3K9iixttIc
— Ambi (@JerseyShade) December 9, 2024
mum asked me if i wanted some lemons from her tree. i said yes so she brought me 45 lemons. what am i supposed to do with 45 lemons pic.twitter.com/KjrTEJN7VD
— Roxy (@RoxyTall) December 8, 2024
Bro she was so upset she used her telekinesis right in front of the media
She doesn’t give a shit https://t.co/NEmm9jtyew— Trey the Explainer (@Trey_Explainer) December 9, 2024
Conservatism seamlessly transitioned from "I should be allowed to do what I want as long as I'm not hurting anyone" to "I should be allowed to do what I want regardless of the consequences." Toddler philosophy
— I'm on Bluesky btw (@InternetHippo) December 10, 2024
the airport is a lawless place that is free from judgement https://t.co/3bBReVY73e
— kelsey orr (@kelseytayorr) December 7, 2024
Shoutout my buddy Luigi for hitting the local gym with me on December 4th from 6:00am to 12:00pm great chest day pic.twitter.com/PI6slolI28
— James Ray 🔻 (@GoodVibePolitik) December 12, 2024
AI stole my job (confidently telling people the wrong answer because I think I heard someone else say it)
— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) December 11, 2024
Can’t believe this is how I found out about the Assad regime being toppled pic.twitter.com/cyp8PMoMAj
— ali (@alialialoalialo) December 8, 2024