I no longer dislike Mondays, i’m mature now… I dislike the whole week.

— Jenni (@hashjenni) March 17, 2024

why do men have this weird irrational fear that women are going to use them for money they don’t even have????

— Jenni (@hashjenni) March 18, 2024

men will drive you to insanity and then ask why you don’t bring peace https://t.co/GJo49vBweB

— Jenni (@hashjenni) February 20, 2024

Naptime was a punishment. https://t.co/2s8fMg0oA8

— Jenni (@hashjenni) February 4, 2024

I always put two alarms, one for the person I want to be and one for the person I am.

— Jenni (@hashjenni) February 6, 2024

Not having to speak https://t.co/CoW2b9yk8T

— Jenni (@hashjenni) February 6, 2024

I’ll mute a group as soon as I’m added https://t.co/Y0UhO460M4

— Jenni (@hashjenni) February 7, 2024

i never realized how expensive i was until i started spending my own money

— Jenni (@hashjenni) January 27, 2024

breakups are so crazy like who am i supposed to text??? i bought a new cereal and i like it – i’m supposed to keep that information to myself ???

— Jenni (@hashjenni) January 20, 2024