No one:
My kid setting up his toy in the creepiest way: pic.twitter.com/2L8Ay4nwcS
— meghan (@deloisivete) April 28, 2024
My kid is learning about facts vs opinions at school, but so far he's only used it to insult his brother, and then announce BUT THAT'S JUST MY OPINION
— meghan (@deloisivete) February 14, 2024
My 6yo was watching the doordash driver on the map and yelling and cheering him on like we were at a horse race
— meghan (@deloisivete) February 9, 2024
My 6yo told me he’s excited for tomorrow because it’s the day all the groundhogs come out of the ground, and I don’t know whether that sounds adorable or horrifying
— meghan (@deloisivete) February 2, 2024
My 6yo told me he got a cupcake from the queen at school, and turns out he thinks the principal is royalty
— meghan (@deloisivete) December 16, 2023
The seatbelt sensor dinged at my 5yo because he unbuckled while we were parked, and he yelled back MY MOM SAID I COULD OK
— meghan (@deloisivete) December 8, 2023
Should we just leave the door open for Santa since we don't have a chimney?
-my kid who is about to get us burglarized
— meghan (@deloisivete) December 9, 2023
7yo: I think it was colonel mustard in the kitchen
5yo, yelling from the other room: yeah cuz that’s where you keep the mustard
— meghan (@deloisivete) November 5, 2023
My 5yo is trying to kick everyone out of the living room so he can have alone time, and sir, the audacity
— meghan (@deloisivete) October 29, 2023
My kid said he’ll go to bed, but first he wants to list every animal he knows
— meghan (@deloisivete) September 26, 2023