I was just at my neighbors house with my kids and a bunch of other neighbor kids and the host asked a 3yo if she could get her anything and the girl goes “could you bake a pie?”

— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) November 14, 2024

I said “I love you, Winnie” to my toddler and she thought about it and said “I love slide”.

— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) November 5, 2024

My 4yo told me this morning his class does "weekend news". "I probably won't say anything today, we didn't do anything this weekend". We just drove to Pennsylvania, stayed at Cartoon Network Hotel, and went to a theme park which on Sat he described as "the best day of his life".

— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) October 15, 2024

4yo and my husband made pasta from scratch for dinner. 4yo took one bite and said “this is the best meal I’ve ever had, please can we make this again” then promptly left the table and ate no more. Bless preschoolers.

— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) October 18, 2024

Sometimes my 4yo and I play a game where I pretend to be a witch that eats bad children (normal). This morning I asked him if I could eat his sister and he goes "she's the best!" "oh, you don't want me to eat her?" then and he goes "No, she TASTES the best, good texture."

— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) August 20, 2024

“You shouldn’t let your kids watch tv” ok but have you considered I’m really tired and I want to look at my phone

— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) August 2, 2024

I told my 4yo I really liked his shirt and he goes “thanks I got it on Amazon on sale”. Excuse me, I bought that shirt for you and not on Amazon, sir. (Was on sale, though).

— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) July 23, 2024

My 4yo, screaming at his little sister for touching his toy: I AM GOING TO SEND YOU TO JAIL

*looks at me, and I am frowning at him*

4yo: I mean…maybe I will send you to jail. Maybe not. We'll see.

— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) June 26, 2024

My 4yo told me this morning: I won't be having tantrums anymore now that I'm four. That was when I was three. Huge if true. Watch this space.

— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) June 24, 2024