Me: I want to be heathy but I don't want to cook
Brain: Have a carrot
Me: Ugh you have to peel them
Brain: Have an apple
Me:
Brain:
Me:
Brain: You just bite right-
Me, already on the phone: I'd like a pizza
Brain: !!!
Me: WITH VEGETABLES ON IT

— maura quint (possibly parody sometimes depending) (@behindyourback) February 8, 2018