Me: I want to be heathy but I don't want to cook
Brain: Have a carrot
Me: Ugh you have to peel them
Brain: Have an apple
Me:
Brain:
Me:
Brain: You just bite right-
Me, already on the phone: I'd like a pizza
Brain: !!!
Me: WITH VEGETABLES ON IT— maura quint (possibly parody sometimes depending) (@behindyourback) February 8, 2018
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my 9 y/o just demanded to know how much money I make each month and then calculated how many pizzas that buys and was furious that we never get anywhere CLOSE to that many
— maura quint (possibly parody sometimes depending) (@behindyourback) January 20, 2023