[Parallel universe where Juliet woke up before Romeo killed himself and now they’re married]
Juliet: *Putting her “JUST NAPPING” sign around her neck* Rome. Romeo. Again, really need you to focus here. I’ll be up in 90 minutes. Look—look at me… Don’t drink any poison.

— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) January 1, 2022