schrödinger: don’t look in the box

me: why?

schrödinger: until you do the cat in it is alive and dead

me: *very slowly opens it*

cat: don’t touch my fucking box

me:

schrödinger:

me: what’s the real reas—

schrödinger: I’m scared of the cat

— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) August 15, 2021