took my 6 yr old to the bathroom
at a friend’s yesterday & she looked around & said “wow…..this bathroom is so pretty & shiny” & then she wiped & was like “mom you HAVE to try this toilet paper; it’s so thick and soft!!!!!” and long story short my kid just discovered wealth 😭

— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) May 26, 2024