Queuing at Starbucks.

Guy: Nice shirt man.
Me: Oh, thanks.
Guy: Not gay. Just like the shirt.
Me: Oh…well I AM gay, so…now we’re boyfriends.

The somewhat terrified look on his face was worth the 5 min of awkward silence that followed while we waited for our orders.

— RevDaniel (@RevDaniel) July 21, 2022