me: [sliding $400 across the table] you know why i'm here

mcdonald's cashier: [loudly to the restaurant] DON'T BE RIDICULOUS HAHA WE DONT KEEP RONALD MCDONALD CONTAINED IN THE WALK-IN FREEZER [turns to me] you really think you're ready to face him again

— shen the bird (@Shen_the_Bird) March 9, 2019