me: [pretends to throw ball for my GF's dog and laughs]
GF: "you'll regret that one day"
me: "why?"
GF: "my dog holds grudges"
me: "don't be stupid"
[one year later]
priest: "does anyone here know why these two should not be wed?"
from the back: "WOOF"

— k e i t h 🐤🥔 (@KeetPotato) April 5, 2018