Me: *laughs at phone*
Wife: what’s funny
Me: just a friend on twitter
W: who is that
Me: this is [X] they’re a [postdoc/grad student/prof] at [Y] university
W: how did you meet?
Me: ᵗʷᶦᵗᵗᵉʳ
W: have you met in person?
Me: ⁿᵒ
W: and you’re friends????
Me: ᶦ ʰᵒᵖᵉ ˢᵒ

— Daniel Gonzales (@dgonzales1990) May 3, 2019