[Jedi recruitment office]

Me: so I’m not allowed to own anything?

Jedi: right

Me: and no marriage, relationships, or sex?

Jedi: yep

Me: poor, single, and celibate. So I’d pretty much be a priest?

Jedi: but with a laser sword!

Me: okay, sign me up

— Just Another Steve (@C00LpenNAME) January 26, 2019