I once chaired a thing with Terry Wogan & Sebastian Faulks. Afterwards, I sat betwn them, to sign my book of columns. Huge queue. Both sold 100s. I sold 0. Eventually Wogan patted my shoulder and said the same had once happened to him. "Really?" I said, gratefully. "No," he said.

— Hugo Rifkind (@hugorifkind) December 6, 2022