3yo: I have counted my shoes. One, two.
Me: That's right. For your two feet.
3yo: 😠 I want to have three feet.
Me: Buddy. Nobody has three feet.
3yo: YES THEY DO
Me: Where have you ever seen someone with three feet?
3yo, who has never been out of the country: IN 😤 ENGLAND 😤

— Amy Colleen (@sewistwrites) June 25, 2024