When I say I’m tired, the “of people” is silent
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) February 7, 2024
Them: what could go wrong?
Me, who has overthought and imagined 56 different horrible scenarios: it’s my time to shine
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) January 13, 2024
I don’t believe in lying to children… unless it’s about where the good snacks are hidden. Then it’s fine.
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) January 18, 2024
I was making dinner and my daughter came running in and started playing her toy drums because she “knew I wouldn’t want it to be too quiet”
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) January 3, 2024
Everyone has that one friend that helps you get meaner
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) December 7, 2023
My daughter very gently told me that she would like to be in charge of Christmas decorations this year instead of me because she’d like our house to look better
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) November 25, 2023
My daughter hasn’t seen the Harry Potter movies so we made plans to watch one together but when the day came my daughter told me I was “too excited” and she wasn’t “ready for all that”
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) November 2, 2023
If you don’t find someone you’ll end up all alone with the house to yourself and no one to share the bed with and wait this was supposed to be bad
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) October 28, 2023
My daughter and her friends were sitting around complaining about how dumb boys are so apparently that’s an all-ages thing
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) October 4, 2023
My daughter wrote a story titled “my mom loves coke” but didn’t clarify it was the soda and now I’m nervous for parent-teacher conferences
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) October 1, 2023