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— LNA LA STAR (@xxxxxxlna) February 23, 2020
Ah, aussi, arrêtez d'appeler la DÉPRESSION POST-PARTUM un "baby blues". Tu chiales toute la journée en te demandant ce que t'as branlé pour te retrouver avec un bébé qui aspire ton énergie vitale par tes seins, ça c'est pas un simple "blues". #monpostpartum
— Devil worshiper ⸸ (@Xeroquelle1) February 15, 2020
— Xye (@Xy_d_oX) January 14, 2020
5-year-old: It's Taco Tuesday!
Me: It's Monday.
5: Tacos don't know what day it is.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 3, 2020
7-year-old: How tall are you going to get?
Me: I'm done growing. This is it.
7: So now when you eat, you just get fatter?
She knows the horrible truth.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 26, 2020
5-year-old: Do sharks have birthday parties?
Me: I don't think so.
5: Maybe that's why they're so mean.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 18, 2020
4-year-old: Why do I have to be the youngest?
Me: Your sisters were born first.
4: They cheated.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 9, 2020
on est officiellement en 2020 et Rihanna n’a pas sorti d’album pic.twitter.com/mAYjWajdNI
— o'boy (@xkingpunk) December 31, 2019
La famille surtout.
— Xavier.D.De Ligonnès (@XDdeLigonnes) December 31, 2019
Oedipe quand il a appris que sa meuf c'etait aussi sa mère https://t.co/sezxrMOxdN
— xxxtekashi 💤 (@xxxtekaa) April 24, 2019