Him “you up?”
Her “yeah”
Him “cool, but you do understand that doctors recommend a good 7-9 hours of sleep a night.”
— Respectful Memes (@RespectfulMemes) January 25, 2018
[at a party]
Me: *over the music* DO YOU HAVE A RECYCLING BIN?— Respectful Memes (@RespectfulMemes) May 26, 2017
