Everyone's asking to skip forward to 2021.
Trust Me, you don't want that.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) March 30, 2020
Just doing My part to save the Amazon. https://t.co/cTxOtOXrrN
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) July 7, 2020
See you all soon! https://t.co/5jOFIb48wC
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) March 31, 2020
Somewhere in China there's a bat getting high-fives from every other animal he sees.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) March 26, 2020
Six feet away or six feet under.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) March 24, 2020
THE FIVE STAGES OF CLIMATE CHANGE
1. Denial
2. Guilt
3. Depression
4. Acceptance
5. Drowning— God (@TheTweetOfGod) August 19, 2019
If gay people are a mistake, they're a mistake I've made hundreds of millions of times, which proves I'm incompetent and shouldn't be relied upon for anything.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) June 11, 2019
Abortion should only be permitted in cases of rape, incest, and when the woman chooses it.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) May 24, 2019
I genuinely don't remember making you all this stupid.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) February 11, 2019
No matter what you think of Donald Trump, you have to admit: he's a piece of shit.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) July 17, 2018