When everything has been going well but then the love of your life says "I thought Kirby was a Pokémon" pic.twitter.com/GaTWnUIDAX
— Just Hanging Out (@InternetHippo) February 20, 2022
Sorry to be political but I don't think they should've ever invented fascism
— Bobby Bungus (@InternetHippo) January 30, 2022
(learning a new thing) I can't wait to be annoying about this
— The Borscht Identity (@InternetHippo) January 28, 2022
You can solve any grand philosophical question with a simple "who cares"
— Getting Some Rest (@InternetHippo) November 24, 2021
I'm highly perceptive, I can almost always recognize a bad person after they've been awful to me for several years
— Getting Some Rest (@InternetHippo) November 19, 2021
I'm against pandemics now I don't think we should do another one after this
— Being nice, feeling nice (@InternetHippo) August 14, 2021
I think something that's happening during the pandemic is a lot of people are learning biology for the first time so you get posts like "so I guess according to the CDC I'm actually billions of tiny cells? 🙄"
— Being nice, feeling nice (@InternetHippo) August 1, 2021
(asking for a raise at work) please, my landlord needs this
— Being nice, feeling nice (@InternetHippo) May 24, 2021
“sex” was invented by the ruling class to keep you occupied and docile so you don’t overthrow them. a true revolutionary never does it
— abolish offices imo (@InternetHippo) June 6, 2021
Well time to feed myself again so I can live to see the horrors of tomorrow
— Better things are possible (@InternetHippo) January 12, 2021