ME: Did you knows studies have shown when food is rationed people actually eat more?
DATE: So you’re saying it’s my fault you ate my fries, because I told you not to.
ME: I’M not, *takes another fry* science is.
— MehGyver (@AndrewNadeau0) January 20, 2019
MARIE KONDO: What’s in this box? Does it spark joy?
SCHRÖDINGER: I don’t know yet.
— MehGyver (@AndrewNadeau0) January 18, 2019