Best joke I heard this week was from my 11-year-old nephew: “Gender was invented by bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.”
— Andy Baio (@waxpancake) December 26, 2018
Vrac
remember that harry potter subplot where hermione tried to liberate the slave elf class but ron was like "oh no, they actually love being slaves" and the lesson was hermione should shut up about the glaring flaws in the status quo if she wanted to have friends?
— Carl Garcia (@carlinspace) June 7, 2020
To anyone who knows Louis CK, please deliver this message for me. My daughter was killed in the Parkland shooting. My son ran from the bullets. My wife and I deal with loss everyday. Why don't you come to my house and try out your new pathetic jokes? https://t.co/tZI9ThSciR
— Fred Guttenberg (@fred_guttenberg) December 31, 2018
Ptdrr on dirait en primaire quand ton pote mettait sa jambe sous la porte des toilettes en mode « j’suis la tqt j’te lache pas » https://t.co/me3fvBljeo
— ?? (@SasnaRgn) December 3, 2018
Aaah les amoureux flânant à Paris l'été! ??
(Pensez-vous que votre amour survivrait si vous vous lachiez 4 secondes la main dans les escalators? Genre pour éventuellement laisser passer le gros rouquin qui transpire derrière vous pour choper son train? Je demande pour un ami.)— -Boulet- (@Bouletcorp) August 14, 2018
Nos Bretons ont du talent (partie 2) pic.twitter.com/7rtIXihYYE
— Le Cocher ?? (@Bastianlebl) October 22, 2018
If it's supposed to be from Sonic's POV it's kind of at crotch level I mean what is going on pic.twitter.com/VtDrQq7Htc
— Ariel VH (@Hug_bees) December 12, 2018
"Mon frère a déjà ramené la coupe à la maison alors moi j'aimerais bien ramener la couronne" – Annabelle Varane #MissFrance
— ? Maëvah ? (@Maga2fois) December 15, 2018