Un coq traduit devant le tribunal d'instance de Perpignan via @bleuroussillon https://t.co/kJBByIboKR pic.twitter.com/8ScJgKwUMI
— France Bleu (@francebleu) October 4, 2019
Vrac
« Le feu a été inventer en -450 000 avant J.C » Les gens en -450 001 : pic.twitter.com/4GlqkyKwuW
— Corazon_V2🥶🦍 (@sengoku900) March 4, 2020
EA Sports have created Mo Salah perfectly for FIFA 20. pic.twitter.com/J7D3MA1Gl5
— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) September 11, 2019
Dans le TGV Paris-Lyon, J'étais au téléphone quand mon voisin balance : "je ne sais pas, elle s'appelle comment, votre femme ?" Rien compris pourquoi il se mêlait de ma conversation.
— José (@OMG_its_a_Trap) October 7, 2021
[Walking past restaurant]
DATE: Wow! That smells so good.
ME: If you like it, I'll treat you.
DATE: Really?
ME: Absolutely! I'll make sure we walk back this way so you can breathe it in again.
— Red's Surreal Vehicle (@surrealvehicle) January 5, 2019
One of my fave #lastnormalphoto ‘s was in February – a couple having their wedding photos taken to the backdrop of Tower Bridge. pic.twitter.com/xEvNIIXDrK
— London girl (@Londoner_2019) May 16, 2020
Par vengeance, cette juge s'est mariée avec son ex sans son consentement https://t.co/fML0lVROHY
— Le HuffPost (@LeHuffPost) March 10, 2020
Le digestif ? Les fruits ?
(Non) pic.twitter.com/0hCuAWLmr5— Laurent Nunez (@LaurentNunez) September 17, 2020
That Blue Bell ice cream girl has started something. 🤦🏾♂️ pic.twitter.com/6tWRSW3MTQ
— Tunde, MPAS, PA-C (@GatorPA_) July 2, 2019
Euron: “I fucked the Queen”
Jaime: pic.twitter.com/Ur26FKihf9
— Moosa Starkaryen (@Moosa_IRQ) May 13, 2019